snapshots of an idle mind

September 26, 2004

veryverygay.com

Filed under: Uncategorized — sassinak @ 1:37 pm

I can’t swear that the *evidence* presented by this particular website is accurate but it does point quite strongly toward a strengthening trend. There is a growing list of Hollywood A-list actors that pretty much everyone is convinced are utterly gay and yet they refuse to come out of the closet. Now I’m not referring to Tom Cruise, maybe he protests too much and maybe he doesn’t but I have to tell you I don’t care. No, I speak of the current ‘brat pack’ which includes such luminaries as Leo DiCaprio, Tobey Maquire [sp?] and Elijah Wood. Although these three do not admit to being gay they have some awfully telling habits that do include sharing hotel rooms with boys.

Maybe, just maybe, none of them are in fact gay. But what if they are? What if they are and they are in utter denial about it because they think it will ruin their careers. Please tell me why it would? All three are already rich enough that they don’t need to work if they don’t want to and they are also rich enough that like Drew Barrymore they can produce their own movies if no one wants to hire them.

Sidebar: Drew Barrymore
Did you know that noone in Hollywood wanted to make the Charlie’s Angels movies and most especially not with her in them? So what did she do? Yup, she gathered together her resources and produced it herself. Who’s laughing all the way to the bank now? Drew has in fact been making her own movies for years because for some reason, in spite of her star status and her legion of adoring fans [come on, even the gays want to boink drew and I can tell you so do most of the straight women I know {me included so Drew if you’re reading this let’s go!}] Hollywood doesn’t actually like Drew and she has produced a large percentage of her films. Most of which have done quite well.

So, they’re rich, they’re young and they’re hot. If they are actually gay they could do such enormous amounts of good by admitting it, the kind of good that is not done by coming out when you’re 65. [Kudos to Richard Chamberlain for finally doing it though] So Elijah comes out of the closet and can’t get jobs. Firstly I can’t imagine that he won’t get jobs. He might have to do a couple of gay characters or something but these days there are a number of gay B-list actors who are doing quite well so I can’t imagine that that’s a problem.

Please understand, it’s not whether or not they’re gay that I care about. It’s that they lie about it. I don’t CARE about your orientation Tobey, I’ll see spidey 2 and buy the chemistry between you and Mary Jane regardless of whom you’re boinking after work. Just have the courage to tell the truth, imagine the good it could do with the vast pulpit they have to speak from.

Have the courage to be who you are, otherwise your life will pretty much suck.

I apologise if I’ve offended any actors in the making of this post,

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