snapshots of an idle mind

September 10, 2005

i love toronto

Filed under: Uncategorized — sassinak @ 2:56 am

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damm i love this place.

i went on a boat cruise around the islands and in the harbour in lake ontario tonight. a friend of mine was having his end of volleyball season cruise and his whole team bailed on him so he asked me for dinner instead. so i sorta allowed him to take me on his volleyball cruise. anyway it was great.

first of all i hadn’t taken a full cruise in forever and i’d sorta forgotten how beautiful it is. the waterfront of toronto is so pretty when it’s all lit up in the evening with the sunset. and then the channel through the islands is all lush and green and gorgeous.

i know it’s cheesy, but i don’t give a shit, it was awesome.

what was more interesting was that I didn’t know this large group of people that knew each other. most of the people there either knew each other or were heavily involved in dating rituals. so instead i spent a lot of time watching the social interaction. i did a little interacting myself but i wasn’t really on if that makes any sense.

so by the end i was practically an anthropologist and these people had been drinking, some of them heavily and several of them were in the mood to get laid. i was way too sober for that kind of behaviour (although it doesn’t particularly work when i drink either, unless i’m drinking something dangerous like red breast and forgetting to drink water. eep.

no really eep.

othercat and i did that on my 33rd and shit. we walked down the road a couple of clicks and back and i swear we went like 12km or so unintentionally. also there was some wandering around an old farm that my sister loves.

okay so.

these people were doing full on mating behaviour. i looked around and that’s all i could see everywhere. men making the rounds and chatting chicks up, women responding or not. it was all very dancelike.

personally i thought the city skyline was the most interesting thing there. (well there was one man but he was fully into his date so i just admired him from afar.) [damm he was thoroughly delicious though {shoutout to tasha on the delicious there}]

in fact the delicious man and his date were full on kissing by the end of the night. it was really kind of cute actually. they were fully into each other you see.

eventually we ended up at a bar. so i danced to like three bad songs and sat down and encouraged my equally bored friend to go. he was grateful as he has to work in the morning.

[go read today’s scaredbunny because that is some funny shit today. no go. i’ll wait. hurry back]

where was I?

right so i’m looking around this strangely well lit room at these people who are drinking and not looking very happy and at the band who sort of well sucked. and everyone was trying really hard to have a good time and it just looked like preening birds that were also drunk and horny.

especially because the sparkly and or multicoloured breast baring top is in right now and that looks a lot like birds presenting *snicker*

i only wore a skin tight shirt … apparently [so i was told] my lack of neckline caused me to be less interesting. that’s pretty sad. i mean the shirt started out life as a glove after all.

cheers!

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19 Comments »

  1. I am a HUGE fan of cleavage. That being said, I also have much admiration for women who squeeze themselves into glove-sized tops. Plus, you’re vivacious and somewhat brilliant. any pics of you in the squeezy top? ;)

    I’m thinking that the drinking fakes were too busy going after what they thought was available tail, and perhaps sensed your “I wouldn’t sleeep with you, like, ever” vibe.

    Glad you had fun despite the relative boredom and bad band. I love getting out on the water to look at a city; it’s just different from there. I’ve seen Guam from the harbor at sunset and just after and it’s spectacular.

    Comment by DZER — September 10, 2005 @ 5:04 am | Reply

  2. well it’s not a squeeze anymore… i’m much thinner than i once was.. but you could tell if my nipples thought it was cold so i’m thinking that’s enough.

    aw geeze i’m somewhat brilliant *grin*

    dude you are so right about the available tail thing. this one guy sorta figured it out and was draped all over another lady who looked significantly more willing to put out. it’s not like i reject sex, i just reject sex with men i met 20 minutes ago :)

    oh i wasn’t bored, it was kinda fascinating… and also made me realise that i’m never going to meet a guy in a bar, it’s going to have to involve some other form of getting to know first….

    mmmm sunset cruises are awesome… cheesy as hell but awesome

    Comment by sassinak — September 10, 2005 @ 11:40 am | Reply

  3. you found my weak spot … nipples that make themselves readily evident through the fabric of a top … *wistful sighs and wild imaginings* ;)

    and I can only go with “somewhat brilliant” until I know you better … for example, I think I recall sometime back reading something about you being a big Keanu Reeves fan … no, it’s best I don’t open that Pandora’s Box … LOL

    Comment by DZER — September 10, 2005 @ 11:56 am | Reply

  4. and yes, sunset cruises are trés cheezy … but I had to do a story once on dinner cruises offered here and had to go on three of them in the span of a week … LOL

    Comment by DZER — September 10, 2005 @ 11:57 am | Reply

  5. dzer: what a great perk of your job that week. sometiems being a journalist really is worth it…

    sorry about the titillation

    *runs laughing*

    Comment by sassinak — September 10, 2005 @ 12:19 pm | Reply

  6. ah yes … I forgot the tease factor … and combined with the classic double entendre … I salute you, madame … and your titillators *bows*

    Comment by DZER — September 10, 2005 @ 12:24 pm | Reply

  7. and if you get bored enough sometime … and have icq, msn messenger or yahoo messenger … or even AIM (think I have that somewhere) … gimme a holla ;)

    Comment by DZER — September 10, 2005 @ 12:27 pm | Reply

  8. wow i got saluted… [dirty double entendre removed] :)

    i think i have an icq number still…

    :)

    Comment by sassinak — September 10, 2005 @ 12:36 pm | Reply

  9. dzer@teleguam.net … e-mail me yer icq # … or any of the other programs …

    think I’m gonna try to sleep for now … 3 a.m. and planning to play golf, if it doesn’t rain.

    Comment by DZER — September 10, 2005 @ 1:07 pm | Reply

  10. With the nipples and the cold and the stiff chilliness and the… I’m gonna go brush my teeth now.

    Comment by green_hedonist — September 10, 2005 @ 4:46 pm | Reply

  11. i confess teh stiff chilliness sorta doesn’t make sense to me…

    but the cold and the nipples and the double entendres are certainly amusing.

    dzer you SLEEP?

    Comment by sassinak — September 10, 2005 @ 5:08 pm | Reply

  12. even the DZER must sleep now and then … ;)

    Comment by DZER — September 10, 2005 @ 8:19 pm | Reply

  13. clearly not for LONG!

    Comment by sassinak — September 10, 2005 @ 9:39 pm | Reply

  14. it’s a day for golf … can’t play from the bed, unfortunately LOL

    and btw … my icq # is 6823938 … and now … off to the golf course!!

    Comment by DZER — September 10, 2005 @ 9:51 pm | Reply

  15. okay i sent you a greeting message

    well, i can play golf in bed but it’s with my ps2…

    Comment by sassinak — September 11, 2005 @ 12:02 am | Reply

  16. um.

    tight shirt, breasts, full on mating behaviour and the use of the word delicious…

    What’re you doin to me Sass? iyyyeeeeee.

    I love what you wrote about Toronto, can’t wait to visit someday. Perhaps at your house for dinner and breakfast too.

    Comment by Everything nice — September 11, 2005 @ 12:07 am | Reply

  17. yeah delicious is a great word. it’s the theme word in my classes these days.

    welcome back bubbles!!

    bubblelicious if i didn’t tease you a little you’d wonder who hostile takeover’d my blog!

    sweetie i don’t particularly swing for girls but if you show up on my doorstep i’m fully willing to give it the old college try :)

    (also i cook a mean breakfast)

    Comment by sassinak — September 11, 2005 @ 12:10 am | Reply

  18. Sweet!

    :D

    How come I never get introduced to your freinds??? *L*

    Missed you yesterday… *cry* :(

    Claudio

    Comment by Daywalker — September 14, 2005 @ 9:44 am | Reply

  19. i would be delighted to introduce you to my friends… name the day :)

    also, i missed you guys too…next week i think?

    hugs

    Comment by sassinak — September 14, 2005 @ 11:33 am | Reply


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