snapshots of an idle mind

October 10, 2005

living alone

Filed under: Uncategorized — sassinak @ 1:13 am

i’ve been working on this list and currently i’m tired and sick so i’m going to bed and leaving it to y’all to finish. Also I stole a quiz and did it and stuck my results below…
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things i like about living alone

. eating or not eating as i wish
. always knowing what’s in the fridge
. smoking pot whenever i like
. endless avocado, hummus, pita and whatever sandwiches whenever i bother to have the ingredients around
. hanging out with my cats
. no one cares what’s on tv
. i always get to pick the music or the dj
. i don’t care that i didn’t do the dishes yet
. lights, sleep, food, etc is on my schedule
. i can get ready when i’m damn good and ready
. i really have to go get ready
. having friends in whenever i like
. drinking out of the bottle/carton or eating out of the pot
. being alone at will
. no surprises on the phone bill
. very long showers

Sucky living alone thingies

. food goes bad
. dishes only get done if i do them
. no one to smoke pot with
. no one to take care of you when you’re sick
. apartment neighbours
. miss cooking with/for folks and being cooked for…
. welcome home hugs are strangely absent
. the mess really is your own fault
. cooking for one is boring
. no sex
. no shower sex
. finding someone to feed the cats when you’re away
. did i mention no welcome home hugs/cuddling?
. sometimes just someone being around is enough
. noone to help clean when it’s time to clean
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Firefly quiz inspired by sonusexmachina:

You scored as Captain Malcolm Reynolds. Also known as “Captain Tight Pants”. Simply put, you are a Browncoat-turned-pirate, but with a conscience. You are a leader of men and women, but you tend to fall for whores.

FiREFLY QUIZ
created with QuizFarm.com

Simon, the Doctor

88%

Captain Malcolm Reynolds

88%

Inara, the "Companion"

75%

First Mate Zoe

63%

Kaylee, the Mechanic

50%

Jayne Cobb, resident bad-ass

50%

RiVER

50%

Shepherd Book

38%

Wash, the Pilot

25%

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I had a very nice day today except for the ridiculous roiling gut from hell. that pretty much sucked. And yet, really nice day. Feel free to keep commenting on ‘well now’ or just add to my living alone list… :)

happy thanksgiving all you canadians and wanna be canadians out there!

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8 Comments »

  1. Like about living alone:
    • Bathroom is always yours; no waiting.
    • There is no nagging.
    • No one to interrupt you when you’re chopping up a body for easier disposal.
    • You control the remote.
    • You pick the movie.
    • You always get the best parking space.

    Sucky things about living alone:
    • No one to blame if you run out of toilet paper.
    • No one to help bring in/put away groceries.
    • Nobody to wake you up if you oversleep.
    • Never using the living room.
    • No one to wait around for cable/repair/phone guy while you go to work.
    • No one to cut up into small pieces to dispose of easier.

    Comment by DZER — October 10, 2005 @ 3:44 am | Reply

  2. Liked about living alone:
    -no one to nag me about not putting my clothing away
    -could hang out naked and no one cared
    -it was ok to keep my bikes and surfboards in the living room

    Suckly things about living alone:
    -no one to nag me about doing daily tasks that I should have done
    -no one to go to the pharmacy for you or cart you to the ER if you get a major booboo

    You can still live with others and be alone. Examples:
    1) if you’re watching tv and the other person wants to read, they go into one room and you stay where the tv is. it is sort of cool to fall into one mass and each do their own thing
    2) not looking at the person you live with as someone who is a part of your life but as someone who is just living there, this is applicable when you’re working different shifts

    All said I’d rather be alive than alone than dead and having missed out on some of this stuff. :)

    Comment by castufari — October 10, 2005 @ 6:46 am | Reply

  3. awww yeah!
    no one to help cut up the bodies! *snerk!*

    hee
    .soup doesn’t magically appear when you’re sick
    .no one to run out for tampons when you’re sitting on the toilet going ‘doh!’

    (sorry couldn’t resist)

    Comment by sassinak — October 10, 2005 @ 9:49 am | Reply

  4. even if I was yer roomie … don’t know about the running to the store for tampons … there would have to be an awesome trade LOL

    and sometimes, it helps to have a helper! ;)

    Comment by DZER — October 10, 2005 @ 10:01 am | Reply

  5. I’d get your tampons Sass.

    Anyway
    Good things about living alone:
    – walking around in your underwear or nude even and not getting groped incessantly.

    -Filling the cabinets with chocolate and crap you’re not supposed to call nutritional, but do.

    – Definetly drinking out of the carton and eating from the pot.

    – Cleaning up only after yourself, which I find now was a great commoditiy.

    – Coming and going as I please, to wherever I please without hesitation or 20 questions

    – Not having to explain the blaring light emmiting from the halogens in the walk-in closet.

    Sucky things about living alone:

    – No one to grope you insessantly when wearing panties around the house.

    – No one to smoke the harvest with.

    – Not being able to reach that one spot on your back when washing.

    – Talking to yourself, because god dammit there’s nobody else that will listen.

    Incidentally, I make sure I always have toilet paper Doz. And NO NO NO you do not chop the body… acid in the bathtub my good man, acid in the bath tub.

    Comment by Everything nice — October 10, 2005 @ 10:47 am | Reply

  6. naughty one … well, that or pigs … they can go through flesh and bone like nobody’s business … or so I’m told ;)

    Comment by DZER — October 10, 2005 @ 10:54 am | Reply

  7. There are some little beetles that are will make short order of a body but not the bones.

    DZ: I’ve had to do that. Fear is when you’re standing in a Walmart at 5am and the frigging POS scanner won’t pick up the item – and the cashier is getting ready to scream “I NEED A PRICE ON TAMPOONS ON AISLE 5!”.

    Comment by castufari — October 10, 2005 @ 11:51 am | Reply

  8. i *HEART* you guys I really do.

    also i wander around nude as much as possible because clothing is sucky… not so much panties because yeah ICK!

    blaring light in the walkin closet!! *awesome!*

    dzer: trust me, if we’re sleeping together and i’m sitting on the toilet going ‘go to the store now’ you’ll go.

    mmmmm dark chocolate and coffee crunchy bits *drool* (fave chocolate bar, it’s called eclats de cafe which means explosions of coffee)

    mmmm only cleaning up after me… all good.

    you grow? cause that makes me love you so much more bubbles!

    castu: two words: hemorrhoid cream

    Comment by sassinak — October 10, 2005 @ 1:39 pm | Reply


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