snapshots of an idle mind

May 29, 2006


Filed under: Uncategorized — sassinak @ 7:52 pm

is there anything nicer than waking up at noon stark naked and then staying that way all day?

yes, and that’s doing it when it’s thirty three degrees outside and everyone is at work, there’s beautiful light in my apartment and even my cats are lolling around.

wait it gets better.

‘mute is on the way over with pakistani food so i don’t even have to cook.

i know!

i will have to enter the outside world at some point today though since i have to teach at six pm and then mg and i are going climbing. that may not last because she has asthma and there’s a smog alert today, she’ll be happy to hear that’s it’s cooling off steadily the rest of the week.

oh man you guys, i even hear a lawnmower.

ahhhhhh bliss.

seriously the lawnmower is so soothing that i keep finding myself staring into space and not typing.


*contemplates brushing teeth*

*stares into space*

*eats some fantastic chocolate that DM left here for sharing*

*doesn’t bother looking guilty*

today is the first day that it feels like summer inside my apartment. i think it’s why i’m so enjoying it. i have no clothes on and no coverings and the air and my skin are the exact same temperature. there is, in fact, no discernible difference.

soon days like today will seem cool because i won’t be sweating. i won’t be panting slightly and overheated and i’ll feel a little cold because of it. oh man i love summer.

you just feel so sensual all the time. your skin is exposed to the breeze and the sun and even the rain. your feet are bare and much more likely to squish in the mud or wander through the grass.

and because you’re wandering around wearing as little as you can conceivably get away with this wonderful thing happens called a TAN. yes kids i said it. a tan.

i know that they cause cancer but i am pretty sure that it’s sun burns that cause cancer and excessive exposure to the sun whereas slow exposure causes vitamin D. i don’t think that getting gradually brazilian over the course of the summer is bad for you at all. and yes, i tan that colour.

the one that several women who have known me hate me for. that golden glowing brazilian colour. i know that it’s actually the italian in me but people tend to picture much browner than i mean if i say that. i’m much less dark and much more bronze. or something. man i cannot figure out how to put that into words.

so sure, tans are bad for you but at the same time? they’re wonderful for you. i guess it’s that moderation thing again. i’m a little biased since i look prettier with a tan. i have friends that are the opposite though and that’s cool too. someone needs to be the hottie in the winter and i’m too busy trying not to kill myself in february for it to be me.

i love that i walked out of work and into an outside that was warmer than the inside.

i love that everyone is wearing sandals

i love that the people smiling are also the ones moving slooooowly.

my sister learned that from the people in washington DC. she noticed that all the people from northern climes were trying to rush and rush everywhere in their suits and that they looked miserable all summer. she further noticed that the people from the southern climes? they had their hips a little forward and they were sauntering down the roads. and not only were they sauntering but they were wearing loose and flowing clothing and they were clearly not trying to hurry.

it seems like the right attitude to me.

once a year the world tells your body to slow down and get sensual. it seems to me you should listen to it.

and since everybody’s doing it and my post is done early (bold means it’s true):
I’ve Never French-Kissed A Member Of The Opposite Sex.
I’ve Never French-Kissed A Member Of The Same Sex.
I’ve Never Had Sex With A Member Of The Opposite Sex.
I’ve Never Had Sex With A Member Of The Same Sex.
I’ve Never Had A Three-Some.
I’ve Never Been In Love.
I’ve Never Had Sex In A Public Place.
I’ve Never Had Group Intercourse.
I’ve Never Been Spanked.
I’ve Never Been Tied Up.
I’ve Never Regretted Having Sex With Someone.
I’ve Never Made Out With A Stranger.
I’ve Never Gone On A Blind Date.
I’ve Never Had A Crush On A Teacher or Professor.
I’ve Never Slept With A Co-Worker.
I’ve Never Had Sex At The Office. (does masturbation count?)
I’ve Never Been Married.
I’ve Never Been Divorced.
I’ve Never Had Sex With More Than One Person Within The Same Week.
I’ve Never Posed Nude.
I’ve Never Watched Porn.
I’ve Never Gotten Someone Drunk Just To Have Sex With Them.
I’ve Never Received Scars From My Sex Partner.
I’ve Never Had Sex At A Friend’s House While They Were Throwing A Party.
I’ve Never Had Sex In A Dressing Room.
I’ve Never Flashed Anyone.
I’ve Never Met Anyone From Online.
I’ve Never Cheated On My Significant Other.
I’ve Never Masturbated.
I’ve Never Used A Sex Toy On Myself.
I’ve Never Used A Sex Toy On Someone Else.
I’ve Never Danced On A Table Or Bar.
I’ve Never Strip-Teased For Anyone.
I’ve Never Received A Rim Job.
I’ve Never Given A Rim Job.
I’ve Never Received A Hand Job.
I’ve Never Given A Hand Job.
I’ve Never Had Sex In A Hammock.
I’ve Never Performed Oral Sex.
I’ve Never Received Oral Sex.
I’ve Never Had Anal Sex.
I’ve Never Had Sex involving a strapon.
I’ve Never Given/Received A Golden Shower. (AND NEVER WILL!!!!)
I’ve Never Had Sex With Someone While Fantasizing About Having Sex With Someone Else.
I’ve Never Had A Sex Dream.
I’ve Never Had An Orgasm By Myself.
I’ve Never Had An Orgasm With/By Someone Else.
I’ve Never Had Phone Sex.
I’ve Never Had Cyber Sex.
I’ve Never Role-Played.
I’ve Never Played Strip Poker



  1. I love that women wear less in the summer. Especially open toed shoes!
    Days when you get to lounge around naked are the best. Probably cuz they are rare.
    Picturing you with a tan is hot, but naked is hotter!

    Comment by Pyrhonik — May 29, 2006 @ 8:44 pm | Reply

  2. Waitaminute…

    Isn’t a three-some technically the same as group intercourse?

    Comment by Will — May 29, 2006 @ 9:13 pm | Reply

  3. You’ve NEVER had a sex dream????

    Comment by kathi — May 29, 2006 @ 9:19 pm | Reply

  4. pyrhonik: i love that men wear less in the summer… particularly the lack of shirts, so we’re even :)

    dude i love naked days, they fuckin’ rock…

    um how can you picture me… isn’t it hard to picture someone you’ve only seen in pictures being naked?

    will: apparently not. and i decided that even though one of them was with two women since i didn’t fuck her and she didn’t fuck me that it didn’t count.

    kathi: well i don’t remember my dreams so… not that i know of?

    Comment by sassinak — May 29, 2006 @ 10:48 pm | Reply

  5. i think women look great with abita tan. it makes them look prettier when they are dressed up in white, pastels… actually most colours.

    Comment by stoned.nerd — May 29, 2006 @ 10:50 pm | Reply

  6. as soon as you said “lawnmower,” my mind immediately conjured up the scent of a freshly-mowed lawn. i LOVE that.

    and i think most of us look better with tans. that’s just the truth, skin cancer be damned.
    and i like your theory — everything in moderation.

    i look forward to summer, too… which comes in the fall in my neck of the woods…!

    Comment by terry — May 30, 2006 @ 12:20 am | Reply

  7. p.s. i WISH i didn’t have so many sex dreams…! damn.

    Comment by terry — May 30, 2006 @ 12:21 am | Reply

  8. nerd: i think so too… but i know a few women who are actually prettier pale. not many, but some.

    terry: yeah me too. it smells like summer and beer with my dad. i don’t even mind mowing the lawn it smells so good.

    i’m all about moderation and balance and so far it’s working for me.

    heh… i’ve heard that about san fran… and that august is so hot there it’s almost impossible to exercise outside…

    re ps? i wish i remembered my dreams :)

    Comment by sassinak — May 30, 2006 @ 12:29 am | Reply

  9. I love summer!

    I get to live in my flip-flops, which I adore.

    I always feel better when I’m tan… I wish I could get the bronzy look you’re talking about though…

    Oh well~ Here’s to Summer Time!

    Comment by RobynB — May 30, 2006 @ 2:49 am | Reply

  10. I’m with you…Summer is great!!!

    Love a tan………I just love summer!!!

    Comment by Kristen — May 30, 2006 @ 8:04 am | Reply

  11. robyn: me too me too!

    i hate shoes and flip flops and sandals are the closest thing to naked feet you can get!

    i love tanning, i love it.. and everyone tans some sort of nice colour even if they only get freckley.


    kj: i know… and it’s hotter today!!!

    Comment by sassinak — May 30, 2006 @ 8:50 am | Reply

  12. I hide from the sun but I love summer!
    The heat just makes me…looser…

    Comment by Madame X — May 30, 2006 @ 8:57 am | Reply

  13. It’s going to be around 87 here today…… excited

    Comment by Kristen — May 30, 2006 @ 9:49 am | Reply

  14. You are one of a kind.

    Comment by Casually Me — May 30, 2006 @ 9:51 am | Reply

  15. Not hard at all. Of course I’d like a few details to add to the canvas in my brain, but I’m in no hurry. They’ll come, eventually.

    Tan lines are very cool also.

    Comment by Pyrhonik — May 30, 2006 @ 10:57 am | Reply

  16. madame: looser… mmmmmmmmmmmmm such a perfect word… in every sense of it.

    kj: NICE! it’s 89 here (32C) and feels like 41C (105F) and i LOVE IT!

    it’s not even hot enough yet.

    cas: so are you… and i hope so is everyone…

    Pyrhonik: well enjoy or something :)

    what sort of details were you after?

    i’m starting to get a flip flop tan!!!


    Comment by sassinak — May 30, 2006 @ 2:35 pm | Reply

  17. mmmmmmmm now we’re hard……..tan lines on feet are sexy!

    Comment by Pyrhonik — May 30, 2006 @ 3:44 pm | Reply

  18. um


    Comment by sassinak — May 30, 2006 @ 4:37 pm | Reply

  19. Slip of the finger sweetie! It happens by accident occasionally! Brain thinks one thing and fingers do anything. Might be a blood thing!

    Comment by Pyrhonik — May 30, 2006 @ 5:18 pm | Reply

  20. Yay summer! I don’t know what it’s like in the summertime up by you, but probably the only thing I miss about living in upstate NY is the summertime. It just feels like the summertime of lemonade commercials and children’s books… not like city summertime; not like south Florida summertime (which is perennial). I miss that but I’m looking forward to experiencing a few days of it later this week! Yay Buffalo!

    Hey speaking of Buffalo should I give you my mobile no. and we’ll see if we can get together for a few?

    Comment by JMai — May 30, 2006 @ 5:32 pm | Reply

  21. Bronzed, happy and nude. I may have a sex dream tonight… ;)

    Comment by Matt Vella — May 30, 2006 @ 5:51 pm | Reply

  22. wow with the sex….duuuuude…I have to wait until August for sex. Ahhhhhhh!

    But awesome about the summery feeling :)


    Comment by Natalia — May 30, 2006 @ 7:02 pm | Reply

  23. Yes the weather really doesn’t suck. Really though, it would be nice to have at least one week of actual Spring between the Winter & Summer weather. I think the pollution is seriously fucking up the climate in this region.

    Comment by green_hedonist — May 30, 2006 @ 8:06 pm | Reply

  24. P’nik: well apparently all your blood is busy being elsewhere because of foot tan lines or something… so i guess i understand :)

    jmai: it’s fucking hot and delicious and languid and sensual and warm. and i love it. hey when are you getting here? i’m at a conference all weekend but i can maybe make something happen sunday night or monday?

    depends when you’re actually here…

    matt: have fun!

    nat: you have to wait until august? i know that but somehow it sounds like an extra long time now that it’s summer.

    hubris: spring? what is this spring you speak of???

    and yes, our climate is fucked.

    Comment by sassinak — May 30, 2006 @ 8:43 pm | Reply

  25. Well, yes, Mr. Hagfish is coming over in August. And I am a one man woman… so, wait I must.

    lol and it does seem like a long wait.


    Comment by Natalia — May 30, 2006 @ 9:04 pm | Reply

  26. 89… UGH.

    toooooooo hot.

    now you see why i live in the cool gray city of love… i start getting cranky above 75 degrees!

    Comment by terry — May 30, 2006 @ 9:16 pm | Reply

  27. Not everyone likes to show their originality. Too many sheep. You are not one of those, that I know of…lol.

    Comment by Casually Me — May 30, 2006 @ 9:30 pm | Reply

  28. nat: i am a one man woman as well, i fail to share well with others when it comes to sex.

    at all.

    although i reserve the right to sleep with everything nice if she ever shows up in the same town as me. that is not negotiable.

    well, at least the weather is nice?

    terry: i LOVE HEAT!

    i barely consider it hot out here today. seriously.

    but yes, i see why YOU live in san fran :)

    cas: well you are correct, i tried being a sheep and failed at it. in kindergarden. it kind of sucked for school but it’s been great since then :)

    and thanks!

    Comment by sassinak — May 30, 2006 @ 9:47 pm | Reply

  29. Sass — I fly into Buf tomorrow evening. I’ll be there through Friday morning, then I head to Rochester.

    Comment by JMai — May 30, 2006 @ 9:55 pm | Reply

  30. you shoulda seen me in vegas a couple of summers ago…

    i’d met up with some of my closest high school pals, most of whom live in warmer climes, for a little joint celebration of a certain birthday… and it was a full 55 degrees warmer there than it was when i left my house that morning. i thought i was going to die.

    i think they were all amused.

    but then i’m amused when they come HERE in july and are “freezing.” heh.

    Comment by terry — May 30, 2006 @ 10:07 pm | Reply

  31. jmai

    i work and i have band practise and then you’re gone. damm… i wish i had known sooner :)

    terry: i know which birthday it was in fact. that’s funny and tragic. i mean i love the heat but i totally get it. i cant’ take the damp and the grey. i get literally suicidal.

    see i’m them :)

    Comment by sassinak — May 30, 2006 @ 10:08 pm | Reply

  32. Aww, that sucks! It is a super-busy week for both of us then… but there’s still NYC in … oh man, when was NYC again?

    I just realised a totally awesome new thing about not having a 9-5 (ahem, 8-6) job: I can take vacation whenever the hell I want and NO ONE has to give me permission. Woooo!

    Comment by JMai — May 30, 2006 @ 10:15 pm | Reply

  33. hmmm … howzabout waking up naked and staying that way for most of the day … with a member of the opposite sex who’s equally nekkid?

    and I never … did the I never list … ;)

    Comment by DZER — May 30, 2006 @ 11:25 pm | Reply

  34. jmai: oh man nyc. god.

    last weekend of august. if i can find the money… can anyone find the money? let’s check.

    it’s funny because you both get to take off whenever you want AND have to work whenever they want. it’s a weird conundrum.

    dzer: oh dude… love doing that. love it.

    or coming back to bed at noon as they’re waking up.

    why didn’t you do the i never list?

    Comment by sassinak — May 31, 2006 @ 12:33 am | Reply

  35. sass: I may never know ;)

    Comment by DZER — May 31, 2006 @ 8:49 am | Reply

  36. dzer: :P


    sorry kids spent the evening at the emerg getting a scrip for a fucking bloody bladder infection… all fine but sleeping instead of posting.


    Comment by sassinak — May 31, 2006 @ 9:13 am | Reply

  37. sass: ouch … sorry darlin’ … get better soon *smooches*

    Comment by DZER — May 31, 2006 @ 9:55 am | Reply

  38. oh, sass, UGH. that’s awful.

    Comment by terry — May 31, 2006 @ 12:54 pm | Reply

  39. dzer: fortunately the drugs work pretty fast :)

    terry: yes, yes it is… but it is getting better fast thank the universe.

    Comment by sassinak — May 31, 2006 @ 5:08 pm | Reply

  40. What a sexy post! I love the way the warm breeze feels on bare skin. It does make one amorous.

    Glad you’re on the mend from the bladder infection. You can’t blame it on wearing underclothes since you were naked for a day :)

    Comment by SignGurl — May 31, 2006 @ 6:34 pm | Reply

  41. sign: ohhh it so does.

    so does rain the temperature of your blood.

    oh man sign you can’t believe how much it hurt. it hurt bad enough that it was worth sitting in an emergency room for three hours to get the drugs sooner.

    and it still hurts but i’m not bleeding and the pain is down to torture rather than death :)

    Comment by sassinak — June 1, 2006 @ 1:10 am | Reply

  42. mmmmmmmmm naked for a day!

    Comment by sassinak — June 1, 2006 @ 1:10 am | Reply

  43. the last time I was nekkid for a day the crew was out of town and I decided to do laundry – ALL of it. Of course this is the day when fedex came with a “must sign for” package. I think I mooned my neighbor walking up the stairs…my stairs to the 2nd floor are right next to the front door so I had to peek around the corner then run. Once I decided to walk. At least I have a nice butt.

    /is now cable TV-less

    Comment by castufari — June 1, 2006 @ 10:27 am | Reply

  44. The best is when you’re camping in the wilderness somewhere, maybe on the shore of a quiet lake, without another soul in sight or hearing range. Lazing around nekkid on the shore, with an occasional trip onto a thermarest for ummm… more active recreational pursuits. ;)

    mmmmm loveplay under the close supervision of Sol… Doesn’t get much better than that…

    Comment by Da Mute — June 1, 2006 @ 11:38 am | Reply

  45. cast: on man i LOVE doing that level of laundry… but i have a sarong for such occasions :)

    i love that you don’t care if you moon people since you have a nice butt. funny how when you don’t you’re so much less willing to do it :)

    mute: i like the double air mattress with flannel sheets… but otherwise? oh yeah

    Comment by sassinak — June 1, 2006 @ 12:39 pm | Reply

  46. sometimes i wish i wasn’t so prissy and could go camping..

    then i remember that i hate bugs, and have a sick love affiar with indoor plumbing.

    and i realize it’s all good.

    Comment by da buttah — June 1, 2006 @ 8:49 pm | Reply

  47. I know you’re enjoying your life… :), but I misssss you.

    Comment by kathi — June 1, 2006 @ 11:35 pm | Reply

  48. elle: well, if you wish it enough it will happen after you’re old enough… :)

    i love indoor plumbing, and camping at campgrounds WITH indoor plumbing and anything that isn’t the bush… and yet? i still camp in the bush.

    weird i know

    kathi: i got really sick and i have a conference this weekend so my schedule got all jammed up…

    back soon i promise.

    Comment by sassinak — June 1, 2006 @ 11:57 pm | Reply

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